Would You Name YOUR Dog Voldemort?
So you don’t want to give your dog an ordinary name like Fido. And you love books. So, naturally, you turn to your favorite literary classics when it’s time to name the new puppy. The […]
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The Camp Out
Confession time: We accidentally left Frankie outside overnight. Okay, before anyone calls Pet Protective Services—if there is such a department, let me explain. We decided to turn in early. My husband went straight to our […]
HumorOutcasts Radio – Interview with Heidi Clements
This week, HumorOutcasts radio welcomed producer/comedywriter Heidi Clements to the show. As many know, Heidi’s book Welcome to Heidi has created more than a stir not only in Hollywood but everywhere. Both women and men […]
Author Paul R. De Lancey My Writing Process – Blog Tour
Author Paul R. De Lancey My Writing Process – Blog Tour May 12, 2014 My name is Paul R. De Lancey. It has been that way since birth. Today is my day to participate in […]
A Dog’s Life – What a Lie
There is no bigger lie than the phrase, “Working like a dog.” Mojo naps on her plush doggie bed, snorting dreamy sighs before her evening walk. Collapsing on the couch, my husband and I […]
Bean and Bacon Soup and Mussolini
American Soup BEAN AND BACON SOUP INGREDIENTS 1 pound dry navy beans (4 cups) 4 cups water 1 pound bacon 1 medium carrot 1 celery stalk 1 yellow onion 1 garlic clove 1 pound tomatoes […]
Dog Days of Award Season
News outlets this morning flashed pictures of stars who didn’t win the Golden Globe award last night. The photos displayed captions such as “the most awkward didn’t win” face. There were twice as many photos […]
Barkin’ Around the Christmas Tree – HumorOutcasts Holiday Greeting to All
As HO readers and writers know, our office assistants, Frankie and LuLu, tackle the Christmas/Holiday message each year. This year, we had an added bonus of two snowstorms within two days which gave the “girls” […]
Baby Boomer Strikes Again!
Okay, listen up. My generation is blamed, castigated and/or praised for everything from loose morals to rock music to marijuana and LSD to health food and long hair. We are now being told that we […]
Unicorn Bites 11/25/13
My 3-year-old wiped out twice in her princess costume's high heels but kept wearing them because they’re pretty. She’s officially a woman. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 25, 2013 My phone hasn’t been […]