Can You Win a One-Way Ticket to Mars?
Some people say they are sick of this world, and they want to get away from it all. While many of these malcontents long to leave “civilized society” and settle in rural wooded areas […]
Tag: Donald Trump
1,2,3,4 Don Trump’s Pretend Hair Knows The Score
I have no money but did you know that Don Trump’s pretend hair has more money that two Bill Y’s would make in 67,827,009 years? Don’t worry, not many people did. Life has a habit […]
Dancing With The Stars? Really? Are You Sure?
This week ABC unveiled the cast for this season’s Dancing With The Stars. There’s the guy from that movie. And the girl from that thing. There’s the um…um…she sings or something and her sister was […]
More Terrible Than Fiction: A Work in Progress
Kara Vallow has been adding to this post for a long time. Her newest character: John Boehner. With politics the way it is, I am sure we have not seen the end of this entertaining […]
Paranormal 4: Not as Scary as Who?
Paranormal 4 is set to open in theaters just in time for Halloween. This film promises to be the scariest of the Paranormal horror franchise. While the studio maintains the ghostly apparitions and demonic occurrences might […]
Donald Trump’s Really Big Announcement
Donald Trump says he has REALLY BIG news about Barack Obama that he will release via Twitter on Wednesday. The real estate tycoon told FOX News that they will definitely be talking about the major […]
Is Miss USA Rigged?
At least two contestants from Miss USA are claiming that the pageant, the baby of Donald Trump, is rigged. Miss Pennsylvania and Miss Florida claim they saw a document which listed the five finalists. The […]
Ah, What the Hell! Some End of the World Predictions for 2012
For the past year, we have been inundated with 2012 and the end of the world prophecies. I know that I usually scoff at these prognostications, but I have recently experienced an epiphany and […]