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Tag: Donald Trump
The President and the IQ Enhancing Injection
Good morning. This is Isolde Klebb, coming to you from Station KRAP in Wormhole, Washington. This morning, in lieu of our usual news, recipes, household hints and off-key singing by Jerry Palmer the Used Car […]
Follow Your Leader?
Aliens: “Take us to your leader, NOW!” American People: “Sure thing, follow us!” [Huge crowds gather outside the White House. Trump greets them.] Aliens: “Are you the leader of your country?” Trump: “Yes, I’m the […]
Interview with a Female Trump Supporter
DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. The names of the two female characters came out of the author’s imagination (just in case I accidentally came up with any names of real people) and are […]
100 Days of Trump
One of our lead reporters recently asked, “Isn’t it a little soon for a retrospective?” “But everyone’s doing it,” we replied. “It’s the first 100 days!” “But aren’t we supposed to be different?” this one […]
Joel Tannenbaum, Who Brought Christian Conservative Commentator Kayleigh McEnany Home for Passover Dinner
We’d been going out for almost three months now and it being Passover I decided the time was right to bring my girlfriend home to meet Mom and Dad. So it […]
Who Knew News Report
This week in the news, sources report the new Commander in Chief has a somewhat low tolerance for things that don’t go his way and a juvenile level of self paranoia. He blames everyone for […]
The Least Anti-Semitic Person You’ve Ever Seen
I was watching Donald Trump’s impromptu press conference last week, and I heard a young Orthodox reporter ask the President a question about anti-Semitism. “Number one,” replied Mr. Trump,” I am the least anti-Semitic person […]