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What We Talk About When We Talk About Jobs
What many job seekers don’t know is that they have a right to size up potential employers. Of course, it is important to know about qualifications, expectations, benefits, overtime, opportunity to work from home, opportunity […]
Worlds Dumbest Criminal Resume & Cover Letter
Finding work when you’re a petty criminal can be difficult! That’s why you need help from Dumbass Resume Writers. We help you by taking all your special talents and experience and writing a personalized cover […]
Appropriate Letters to Inappropriate People
Inspiration: Microsoft Word Templates: Letter Acknowledging Termination of Employment and Asking for Reference Microsoft Word recommends this: Dear Ms. Battereen: As you know, my final day at The Acme Rat Poison Company is fast approaching. […]
Snarky Answers to Those Silly Job Interview Questions
Have you ever been on a job interview where the interviewer has pulled out a whole bunch of required questions? Have you ever had to sit there like a dummy because the only answer you […]
Cheese Fondue and World Peace
Swiss Entree CHEESE FONDUE INGREDIENTS 6 ounces gruyère cheese 6 ounces emmenthaler cheese 1/2 baguette or French bread 3/4 cup dry white wine ½ teaspoon lemon juice ½ tablespoon corn starch 1 ½ tablespoons […]
Who Put This Banana in the Drawer?
I have a way of finding things in unusual places. Take, for example, the time I found one of my socks on the kitchen floor, next to the door. It was just one gray and […]
Looking for a Job? Try Twitter
I just read an article that said that employers were foregoing resumes and interviews and hiring people based on their Twitter feed. Well, if anyone knows how abbreviated banter about nothing important can determine success, it […]