What I Did This Day
Pluto. Looks like a malt ball, doesn’t it? 1) Woke up. 2) Got up. Go me! 3) Worked on finances. 4) Showered. 5) Got dressed. The day is still early. Go me. 6) Went to […]
Tag: eyes
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive my Uncle Marty’s misunderstanding of my instructions. When I asked him to keep an eye on the kids while I went shopping he took it quite literally, Amen. […]
I see….no wait, I don’t see……
Last week I took my friend, Lisa, to the eye doctor. This is the Scheie Eye Institute, a very prestigious hospital dedicated to eye care. We’ve been there many times over the last five years. […]
Unicorn Bites #534
4 y.o: Why do the Ninja Turtles have a fat head like you? Me: I don’t have a fat head. 4: Me: 4: Why don’t you know you have a fat head? — Exploding Unicorn […]
Doctor My Eyes: The Ultimate Cataract Surgery Mix Tape
With age, comes wisdom. And, frequently, cataracts. (By age 80, more than half of all Americans either have a cataract or have had cataract surgery.) I’m having cataract surgery next week. Hoping to have a […]
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
Jill Y made me jump through hoops and I’m not talking metaphorically. She actually got hoops and made me jump through them to prove I love her. I love her now and I’ve always loved […]
Things You Can Learn From Scary Medical Emergencies
You have probably been wondering why I haven’t been posting very much on Humor Outcasts lately. Either that, or you haven’t noticed. Whatever. Anyway, a couple of Saturdays ago I was sitting at my computer […]
Medical Fun
A while ago my right eyebrow started twitching. This was accompanied by a strange throbbing at the edges of my right eyeball. So I emailed one of my sisters who is a surgeon. In a […]