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My Eyes! My Eyes!

October 12, 2017
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Bill Y "The Legend" LeddenI can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!More Posts - Twitter

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Friday Humor Devotional

May 13, 2016
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Dear Lord, please forgive my Uncle Marty’s misunderstanding of my instructions.  When I asked him to keep an eye on the kids while I went shopping he took it quite literally, Amen.      …

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I see….no wait, I don’t see……

January 27, 2016
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Last week I took my friend, Lisa, to the eye doctor. This is the Scheie Eye Institute, a very prestigious hospital dedicated to eye care. We’ve been there many times over the last five years.…

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Unicorn Bites #534

October 28, 2014
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4 y.o: Why do the Ninja Turtles have a fat head like you? Me: I don’t have a fat head. 4: Me: 4: Why don’t you know you have a fat head? — Exploding Unicorn…

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Doctor My Eyes: The Ultimate Cataract Surgery Mix Tape

October 15, 2014
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Doctor My Eyes: The Ultimate Cataract Surgery Mix Tape

With age, comes wisdom. And, frequently, cataracts. (By age 80, more than half of all Americans either have a cataract or have had cataract surgery.) I’m having cataract surgery next week. Hoping to have a…

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An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

January 11, 2014
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An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

Jill Y made me jump through hoops and I’m not talking metaphorically. She actually got hoops and made me jump through them to prove I love her. I love her now and I’ve always loved…

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Things You Can Learn From Scary Medical Emergencies

February 17, 2013
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Things You Can Learn From Scary Medical Emergencies

You have probably been wondering why I haven’t been posting very much on Humor Outcasts lately. Either that, or you haven’t noticed. Whatever. Anyway, a couple of Saturdays ago I was sitting at my computer…

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Medical Fun

January 24, 2013
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A while ago my right eyebrow started twitching. This was accompanied by a strange throbbing at the edges of my right eyeball. So I emailed one of my sisters who is a surgeon. In a…

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Smile Bright

May 13, 2012
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I’m house sitting in Santa Monica. I brought no toothpaste but 2 bottles of Visine. The upside is that my teeth are no longer red. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me…

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Windows to the Soul

January 2, 2012
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It’s true that your eyes are the windows to your soul, unless you have a glass eye, then it’s just a window to your empty eye socket. Kevin WooleryMostly untrue stories, and rants from an…

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