
Prince Nigel is the Queen’s second cousin, twice removed (twice removed, forcibly, from Buckingham Palace. He now lives in Battersea). After leaving school, Prince Nigel settled into his bedsit with his collection of anoraks...
I watch the Investigation Discovery Channel. There. I said it. My shameful secret is out. I am an educated person. I’m supposed to be spending my TV time on PBS and other stations with...
News stories can be a rich source of laughs. Take this one, for instance: AP Tuesday, June 28, 2011 NEW YORK (AP) — A man who climbed atop a traffic light and briefly...
The scene is a television studio. The “stage” is set to look like a comfortable living room, with a large chair, an ottoman, a sofa and a coffee table. Two large fake banana tree...
Dearest Santa: It has come to my attention that, because of the nature of some of the activities I have allegedly been involved in this past year, there is a real possibility that I...
*ring ring* *ring ring* *ring ring* Hello, Police? I wish to report a burglary. … My name? Pierre François Le Géant. Capital L-e Capital G-e-a-n-t. … My address? 55 Beanstalk Alley, Cloud County. I...
The Union of Magical Beings, Local 777 Employment Division Ms. Petunia Flutterwings Oak Tree No. 3 The Woods in Back of the Gas Station at Exit 3 Highway 6 Dear Petunia: After careful consideration,...