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The Seattle Seahawks’ Secret Weapon: ME

November 7, 2017
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I’m a huge NFL fan. I root for the Seattle Seahawks because I live in the greater Seattle area, so it’s the law. The Seahawks have been one of the best football teams in the…

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Open Mouth; Insert Cowboy Hat

October 27, 2017
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HumorOutcasts presents ‘Outlanderish,’ totally arbitrary and unscientific picks of the best of @Paul_Lander tweets…   Paul LanderPaul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Nobel Peace Prize or sending Sudanese…

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Breaking: NFL player Antonio Cromartie’s wife pregnant with his 14th child

May 18, 2017
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Breaking: NFL player Antonio Cromartie’s wife pregnant with his 14th child Instead of Nike, he has a shoe deal with Florsheim Paul LanderPaul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the…

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Exciting, Informative Football Headlines

September 10, 2016
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Exciting, Informative Football Headlines

Not all of us understand all the nuances and intricacies of football. The following headlines from the San Diego Union-Tribune help us out: 1) I hadn’t thought of it, but yeah, that makes sense.  …

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Have a Great Super Bowel

February 7, 2016
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Apparently there’s a super bowel coming up today? Possibly the result of a stomach flu going around, or maybe somebody didn’t properly refrigerate the egg salad. Or does having a super bowel mean you don’t…

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Husbands’ guide to hosting a winning Super Bowl party

February 2, 2016
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Sunday, February 7th is the biggest single day of the year in sports: No, I’m not talking about the Fresno Kennel Club Annual Dog Show taking place this coming Sunday – although granted, that is…

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Noodles With Poppy Seeds and the Polish Poppy Pasta Football League

April 15, 2015
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Noodles With Poppy Seeds and the Polish Poppy Pasta Football League

Polish Dessert NOODLES WITH POPPY SEEDS INGREDIENTS 8-ounce bag egg noodles ¼ cup poppy seeds 2 tablespoons butter 3 tablespoons honey Takes 15 minutes. Makes 4 bowls. SPECIAL UTENSIL spice grinder PREPARATION Cook egg noodles…

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Dutch Cookies and the Best Ways to Celebrate Redheads

March 26, 2015
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Dutch Cookies and the Best Ways to Celebrate Redheads

Dutch Dessert SPECULAAS (Dutch cookie) INGREDIENTS 1¼ cups butter (2½) sticks 1⅓ cups brown sugar 1 medium egg ½ teaspoon baking powder 1 tablespoon cinnamon 1 teaspoon ground cloves ½ teaspoons ginger 1 teaspoon nutmeg…

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For the record David, I think this is nuts.

November 24, 2014
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For the record David, I think this is nuts.

For the record David, I think this is nuts but I had a look at the eBay T&C’s for Prohibited and Restricted Items and found this: We don’t allow humans, the human body, or any…

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Unicorn Bites #527

October 20, 2014
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2-year-old:*wakes me up* What’s that sound? Me: What sound? 2: A taco Me: 2 Me:*grabs baseball bat* There’s a fucking taco in my house — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 12, 2014 [at church] 4-year-old: This…

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