Bananacide
Something horrible happened at the office where my wife works yesterday. A bananacide. She and a co-worker stumbled upon a banana that had been brutally murdered. The police arrested an apple that was seen […]
Something horrible happened at the office where my wife works yesterday. A bananacide. She and a co-worker stumbled upon a banana that had been brutally murdered. The police arrested an apple that was seen […]
I don’t like cantaloupe. Does anyone? If you are one of the few who actually like cantaloupe, you obviously have horrible taste. Come to think of it, your bad taste is demonstrated by the fact you read […]
(Sung to the tune of “My Darling Clementine”) Refrain Little round fruit, Little round fruit, Little fruit called Clementine You are sour To devour But you’re healthy, Clementine Verse 1 Saw the doctor And he […]
I spend a good amount of time making fun of the Huffington Post, but someone has to do it, so it might as well be me. The article that annoyed me this time was in […]