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Unicorn Bites 10/5/13

October 5, 2013
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By: Elvert Barnes

The eulogy at my funeral will just be an awkward silence before someone finally says, “Well, the important thing is he’s dead. Let’s party.” — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 5, 2013 Dear motorcycle guy weaving…

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Sittin’ Shiva, my diva

February 21, 2012
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Sittin’ shiva, that’s what we read, Sittin’ shiva, because he was dead. Rollin’ out to the burbs for a service while the Rabbi tries to keep us from bein’ nervous. Sittin’ shiva, I did, sittin’…

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Random Thought 11

October 12, 2011
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I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral. Jarod KintzFrom the ages of 8-18, me and…

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Attending Your Own Funeral Could Be The Death Of You

June 25, 2011
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Attending Your Own Funeral Could Be The Death Of You

Imagine this scenario: You die. (You could stop right there, but for the sake of this article, please keep reading.) Your family attends your wake. Like any good dead person, you (as a dead person,…

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