Posts Tagged ‘ funny stories ’

The Courtship of Prince Nigel

April 18, 2012
By Simon Ellinas
Cartoon of Prince Nigel by cartoonist Simon Ellinas

Prince Nigel is the Queen’s second cousin, twice removed (twice removed, forcibly, from Buckingham Palace. He now lives in Battersea). After leaving school, Prince Nigel settled into his bedsit with his collection of anoraks...

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Rooster’s Got Something to Crow About

April 12, 2012
By Pattie Byrd

Why does the chicken cross the road?  It may be a mystery why some chickens cross the road, but for a rooster who lives in Collierville, Tennessee, he crosses the road every morning to...

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Congrats to HOC.com, But, Donna Cavanagh, Stop Annoying Me

April 8, 2012
By Pattie Byrd

Happy First Year Birthday/Anniversary to Humoroutcasts.com, the germ of an idea springing forth from the slightly warped, excuse me, creative mind of Donna Cavanagh.  Donna’s enthusiasm is so contagious it’s aggravating sometimes.  I think...

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Things I Probably Shouldn’t Have Said

April 5, 2012
By Pattie Byrd
Fun Puppy

You ever have one of those days?  You know, the kind I mean where you open your mouth, and the words come spewing forth before your brain checks in.  We embarrass ourselves and suddenly...

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Fun and Free New Craze: Ear Fingering

February 26, 2012
By Charlie Kazfranco
Charlie Kazfranco Pic - If you put a finger in your ear and scratch it sounds like pacman

Darwin saw this coming… the evolution of ear-finger games was inevitable. Not only is this revelation a gamer’s dream it’s also a huge relief on their parent’s pocketbooks. Free to play, and unlike nose...

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Sittin’ Shiva, my diva

February 21, 2012
By Julie Wimmer

Sittin’ shiva, that’s what we read, Sittin’ shiva, because he was dead. Rollin’ out to the burbs for a service while the Rabbi tries to keep us from bein’ nervous. Sittin’ shiva, I did,...

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Hello I Love You Won’t You Tell Me Your Name?

February 13, 2012
By Charlie Kazfranco
Charlie Kazfranco Falling in Love from Midnight to Midnight - humor relationships

Tomorrow I will be in love. At least that’s the plan. I will have 24 hours to succeed. Here’s how it’s going to work: 11:00 PM Tonight: I’ll be wearing my best, looking my...

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From the mouths of babes….well, children…well, one child

February 10, 2012
By Julie Wimmer

If you have a pet, particularly a cat or a dog, you may have, by chance, seen them chase their own tails. Our cats did it mainly when they were younger, but that has...

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Why I Hate Checkout Lines

January 30, 2012
By Kathy Minicozzi

I do everything right when choosing a checkout line.  I try to avoid the slow checkers.  I look to see how many people are in the line and how many of them have overflowing...

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Prince Nigel at Martindales

January 14, 2012
By Simon Ellinas
PrinceNigel1.grey

Not all royal princes had a tough time at the famous public school, Martindales. Prince Nigel, the Queen’s cousin twice removed (twice removed, that is, from Buckingham Palace; he now lives in Battersea), a...

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