
Prince Nigel is the Queen’s second cousin, twice removed (twice removed, forcibly, from Buckingham Palace. He now lives in Battersea). After leaving school, Prince Nigel settled into his bedsit with his collection of anoraks...
Dear Lord, please thank my loan officer Guido. He told me if I didn’t pay back the money I borrowed with interest he would...
What exactly is “political correctness”? From common usage, it appears to be the name of the boogeyman who has recently started to make you...
Due to “updates” most author photos are now missing. Previously we were using a “pluggin” which is no longer compatible with the site. WordPress has [...]
Why does the chicken cross the road? It may be a mystery why some chickens cross the road, but for a rooster who lives in Collierville, Tennessee, he crosses the road every morning to...
Happy First Year Birthday/Anniversary to Humoroutcasts.com, the germ of an idea springing forth from the slightly warped, excuse me, creative mind of Donna Cavanagh. Donna’s enthusiasm is so contagious it’s aggravating sometimes. I think...
Sittin’ shiva, that’s what we read, Sittin’ shiva, because he was dead. Rollin’ out to the burbs for a service while the Rabbi tries to keep us from bein’ nervous. Sittin’ shiva, I did,...
If you have a pet, particularly a cat or a dog, you may have, by chance, seen them chase their own tails. Our cats did it mainly when they were younger, but that has...
I do everything right when choosing a checkout line. I try to avoid the slow checkers. I look to see how many people are in the line and how many of them have overflowing...