Posts Tagged ‘ funny ’

10 Places Beach Balls Are Not Welcome

May 18, 2012
By Tor Constantino, MBA
10 Places Beach Balls Are Not Welcome

I was jogging the other day through a park near our home, and I saw a group of kids playing with a beach ball – trying to keep it off the ground. It got...

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Up, Up and … AYEEE!

May 17, 2012
By Kathy Minicozzi

I am not a nervous flyer. I love a window seat, and I will not hesitate to lean over and look out of it from 40,000 feet in the air. Bad turbulence makes me...

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Botched Underwear Bomb is Butt of Jokes

May 11, 2012
By Tor Constantino
Photo Credit - Creative Commons: sheliachapin805

The CIA reported earlier this week that the recent anniversary of Osama Bin Laden’s death may have sparked a botched bombing in Yemen involving a U.S. airliner….and a pair of booby-trapped underpants. Apparently, these...

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Why Mother’s Day Sucks

May 11, 2012
By Julie Wimmer

Mother’s Day. Every damn year we celebrate this holiday. Sorry, this “day.” I mean, can we really call it a “holiday”? Would the post-office stop delivering mail or the banks close if Mother’s Day...

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Let’s Play the Online Translator Game

May 8, 2012
By Kathy Minicozzi

Again, I seem to have been inspired by something Bill Y. Ledden did (which was made necessary by my throwing a bunch of Italian at him). I believe in giving credit where it is...

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Sauerkraut Issues

May 8, 2012
By Suzy Soro

I clogged up my garbage disposal with sauerkraut. I don’t know which part of that sentence is the most depressing. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld you'll remember me as the woman who...

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Defending the Italians (Well, somebody has to do it!)

May 7, 2012
By Kathy Minicozzi
Defending the Italians (Well, somebody has to do it!)

I-tal-ian (ĭ-tălˡ-yən). noun. A native of the country of Italy, or one who is descended from natives of Italy. Characterized by enormous intelligence, great talent, compassion, generosity and high moral principles. A superior person....

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Kathy’s Points to Remember: High Tech Version

May 3, 2012
By Kathy Minicozzi
Kathy’s Points to Remember:  High Tech Version

Do not let your cell phone fall into the toilet. It can’t swim, and it will drown and die, taking all of those messages and pictures with it. Always blame the computer when it...

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Gut-Busting Words With Kids

April 25, 2012
By Tor Constantino
Gut-Busting Words With Kids

Humorist Art Linkletter is most well known for his popular broadcast program Kids Say the Darndest Things, which ran from the 1940s through the 1960s. However, beyond merely saying the darndest things, sometimes kids DO the...

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The Courtship of Prince Nigel

April 18, 2012
By Simon Ellinas
Cartoon of Prince Nigel by cartoonist Simon Ellinas

Prince Nigel is the Queen’s second cousin, twice removed (twice removed, forcibly, from Buckingham Palace. He now lives in Battersea). After leaving school, Prince Nigel settled into his bedsit with his collection of anoraks...

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