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I’ll become a morning person when my coffee maker learns to brew wine.

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I only know one person who is smart, has no fear of nuns and understands how magnets work and he’s not staring back at me in this mirror. Having said that, I did recently make […]

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You need to grow up and learn a new vocabulary or at least some new words.

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Our imaginary son likes to hang out with his friend, Christian Egland. He’s a good kid but he doesn’t half say some stupid things.

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Jill Y’s favorite actor is Christian Slater. Mine is Christian Bale but that’s only because I’m Batman.

Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

When we dance with each other, it looks like we’re pushing each other away but we’re just leaving the appropriate room for the Holy Spirit.

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When Yoda’s in the crib, drop it like it’s Hoth, drop it like it’s Hoth…

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Bill Y models himself on The Master.

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Pro Tip – Always bring a camera, a cell-phone with a camera or a camera crew with you.

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I did proceed and I did bring it but fortunately for the deer, it was not recorded.

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And next up we have a Nutella stick modelling the latest Fred Jones hairstyle…

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That awkward moment when you realise your hair never gonna be as good as this Nutella stick.

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While Freud’s theories were revolutionary for their time, the majority of them are completely untesticle.

Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" Ledden

I work out to develop my sex-pack. SIX-PACK. I MEANT SIX-PACK.

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