The Place to Take a Humor Break
Haikus are little three-line poems. The first lines has five syllables. The next line has seven, while the last lines reverts back to five. See the following traditional haiku. It evokes clumsiness, mess, iredeemable loss, […]
Mexican Entree TOASTED RICE-AND-BEAN BURRITO INGREDIENTS ¼ medium onion½ red bell pepper1 avocado¾ cup rice1½ cups water1 15-ounce cans pinto beans with jalapeno peppers1 7-ounce can diced tomatoes2 ounces Cotija cheese¼ cup sour cream¼ teaspoon […]
American Entree STEAK CHILI INGREDIENTS 1½ pounds steak1 jalapeno pepper1 yellow onion1 green bell pepper3 stalks green onion1 ripe red tomato4 garlic cloves1 tablespoon olive oil1 16 ounce can red kidney beans1 8 ounce can […]
Printer Oh printer! Oh printer! Pure Evil You putrid pile of pig pool.You use up ink. You jam.You send us into fits. All I want from a printer is for it to:Work.Work.Work. Yet it jams […]
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? How much ground could a groundhog grind, if a groundhog could grind ground? How how much could a ground hog hog, if […]
Elegy for Eggo The saddest words in Tierra del Fuego are,“There are no more Eggos(tm).”On November eighteenth*, or soEggo land was flooded, not from snow. Not even if you got in your Winnebago(tm)And drove from […]
November 14: This American entree honors a man high on bath salts breaking into a home and putting up Christmas decorations. .Just one trial of bath salts can lead to intense withdrawal symptoms such as: […]
March 18: This entree honors a Romanian Minister of Parlement Bribing Voters with 60 tons of fried chicken. You love fried chicken. Who else does? Your voters do. But the electorate doesn’t like you. […]
Italian Entree PIZZA CRUST INGREDIENTS 3 cups all-purpose flour1 cup water2½ tablespoons vegetable oil¾ teaspoon sugar¾ teaspoon salt2½ teaspoons active dry yeastno-stick cooking spray UTENSILS bread maker16-inch pizza pan PREPARATION Measure out the flour and […]
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