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Shut Down the Government – Yeah!!!

December 3, 2017
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Shut her down! Shut her down! The Washington politicos are threatening to shut the government down because we are running out of funding. YEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! Go ahead and shut the dinosaur down! It will be days…

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The Government Shutdown and Toto, Too

October 17, 2013
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The Government Shutdown and Toto, Too

© 2013 The Monkey Bellhop and John Hartnett John HartnettNot much to tell about me, really. When I was born, my parents placed me in a small wooden boat and pushed me out into the…

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Dinosaurs May Be Key to Government Reform

October 15, 2013
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Dinosaurs May Be Key to Government Reform

John HartnettNot much to tell about me, really. When I was born, my parents placed me in a small wooden boat and pushed me out into the center of the Pulaski Skyway where I was…

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New York City Experiencing a Murder Drought

October 14, 2013
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New York City Experiencing a Murder Drought

NYC has gone an entire week without a murder. Some possible reasons for this positive trend: 1.Like everyone else, would-be murderers are spending their time hunting for their Miley Cyrus twerking outfit–this year’s most sought…

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Boner of Sedition, Boehner of my Existence.

October 10, 2013
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Boner of Sedition, Boehner of my Existence.

Dear Bones I’m sorry. I mean, what’s a guy to do when being held hostage by lunatics? First you let them run riot and you want Bamz to pull your creamsicle ass out of the…

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Another “Essential” Congressional Perk

October 10, 2013
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Another “Essential” Congressional Perk

© 2013 The Monkey Bellhop and John Hartnett John HartnettNot much to tell about me, really. When I was born, my parents placed me in a small wooden boat and pushed me out into the…

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GOP Math

October 7, 2013
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GOP Math

A Washington Post/ABC Poll says that 70 percent of Americans blame the GOP for the stalemate with the Government Shutdown.  The GOP put out a statement in response saying, “Until the majority of Americans feels…

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Rev Those Engines!!

October 7, 2013
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Rev Those Engines!!

I’ve been looking for a good analogy for what’s been happening in DC. Yesterday I found it in a sports video. You know those Monster Truck shows? Some guy drives what appears to be a…

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The Government Shutdown Requires a New Breed of Public Servant

October 2, 2013
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The Government Shutdown Requires a New Breed of Public Servant

© 2013 The Monkey Bellhop and John Hartnett John HartnettNot much to tell about me, really. When I was born, my parents placed me in a small wooden boat and pushed me out into the…

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Celebrating the Government Shutdown

October 1, 2013
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Celebrating the Government Shutdown

John HartnettNot much to tell about me, really. When I was born, my parents placed me in a small wooden boat and pushed me out into the center of the Pulaski Skyway where I was…

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