The Place to Take a Humor Break
VENICE Doge’s Palace has a public toilet. See Venice while you can for many parts of it are sinking into the sea. It’s kinda like California slipping into the ocean at the rate of a […]
You know those lab rats that run through mazes? Well, if I ever got reincarnated as one of them, I’d be in deep rat doo-doo. I couldn’t find my out of a paper bag if […]
Today is once more Bad-Advice Friday. I shall be dispensing bad advice to all comers. The advice will stupendously bad. GC asks: Is there a reason for putting a banana in meat loaf? Dear GC: […]
It’s getting embarrassing. People confidently shout to everyone that the end of the world will end tomorrow. Then tomorrow comes. And it doesn’t end. Again. Oh sure, you might have gotten a migraine or you […]
New Zealander Entree LAMB BURGER INGREDIENTS 1 small onion 1 Roma tomato 2 tablespoons olive oil 1 pound ground lamb ½ teaspoon lemon zest ½ teaspoon marjoram 1½ tablespoons mayonnaise 1 teaspoon mint, crushed ¼ […]
Me: What’s that? My dad: A map. Me: A what? Dad: It’s like GPS for the Amish. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 6, 2014 Interviewer: Are you fluent in any other languages? Me: I speak […]
Though repeated accusations of malfeasance of varying degrees have been leveled at the federal government and the current administration of President Barack Obama lately, recent information has surfaced regarding what will undoubtedly become the most […]
I went to run an errand to a mall that is about 18 miles from my home. To do this, I hopped onto one of the local highways planning to take the second exit which […]