Tag: gun control
NRA Holds America Hostage
Two narrowed eyes peeked out of the slats over the window that were already narrow enough by themselves. They gazed imperturbably at the scores of police and FBI agents that surrounded the NRA ranch estate […]
Test for Syrian Refugees
By Stacia Friedman Republican presidential candidates have mandated that all refugees to the U.S. pass the following test of Judeo Christian Values. The Constitution guarantees the right to: A) Equal pay for women; B) Drive […]
PTA Replaces Volleyball with Guns
The Parent Teacher Association of the Eugene McCarthy School District in Whacko, Texas has petitioned the District Superintendent to replace volley ball with mandatory firearms education in grades 7 through 9. “We are not advocating […]
Definition of Morning Person and Not Morning Person
I saw a sign on Pinterest that read “There are two types of people: 1) Morning people and 2) Those who shoot morning people.” As funny as this might be, I think there needs to […]
The State of the Union “Special” Guest
The Shit Stained Shorts of Courage: See that fucking asshole in casual clothing (nice bluejeans, patriot.), the one with the look of a foul-mouthed fuckwad who has to keep his yap shut while being forced […]