Posts Tagged ‘ heart ’

The day a mysterious package came

March 17, 2017
By

My wife and I don’t use our home phone. We use our cell phones. In fact, the only people calling us on our land line are salespeople and scammers, making me often wonder why we…

Read more »

Unicorn Bites #588

January 19, 2015
By

Languages my wife speaks fluently: 1) English 2) silent treatments 3) disappointed sighs — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 9, 2015 I just realized the year 2000 was 15 years ago. Excuse me while I pull…

Read more »

Bill Y shows his heart

Bill Y shows his heart

Bill Y was in that rare state of wanting to help. It was a strange, unknown feeling that had never visited before. He knew he might have a heart but didn’t want to mention it…

Read more »

Take a look at a beautiful thing and welcome hope into your heart

Take a look at a beautiful thing and welcome hope into your heart

The ribcage is something that’s close to my heart but cultural diversity is a beautiful thing. The idea of a monoculture has as much appeal as a lobster piloting a space shuttle. It’s only by…

Read more »

The Sort of Official HumorOutcasts Holiday Card Written by Our Office Staff

December 22, 2012
By
The Sort of Official HumorOutcasts Holiday Card Written by Our Office Staff

  It’s time for the 2nd Annual HumorOutcasts.com Holiday Card. This is our way of saying thank you to all our writers and readers.  We appreciate so much the time you spend with us each…

Read more »

Dick Cheney’s New Heart

March 25, 2012
By

“If you put me in him, I swear to you I’ll stop beating. Son of a bitch.” — Dick Cheney’s New Heart. Mario TurchiaroloMario Turchiarolo is a film/TV/and comic book writer. He’s also a foodie…

Read more »

Dating in the 90s

December 29, 2011
By

A 99-year-old Italian man is seeking a divorce from his 96-year-old wife because he uncovered an affair she had in the 1940’s.  The couple has been together for 77 years.  Once the divorce is finalized,…

Read more »

Women Are Much More Likely To Suffer A Broken Heart. Like, Literally. As In, REAL Damage?!?!?!

November 17, 2011
By
Women Are Much More Likely To Suffer A Broken Heart. Like, Literally. As In, REAL Damage?!?!?!

We talk about people being ‘heartbroken’, all the time. They get dumped, they’re sad, they have a broken heart. We have to sit there while they drink beer, eat McDonalds, smoke three packs of cigarettes,…

Read more »

User Login

New Release
How to Write and Share Humor
By Donna Cavanagh Published by HumorOutcasts Press

Available in Paperback and Kindle



New Release
Who Moved My Teeth?: Preparing For Self, Loved Ones And Caregiving
By Cathy Sikorski Esq. and Corner Office Books

Available in Paperback and Kindle


New Release
Forever Montana
By Deb Martin-Webster and Shorehouse Books

Available in Paperback and Kindle






Archives