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A Horse Is a Horse

October 8, 2017
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“My kingdom for a horse!” cried Richard III. I had no kingdom, but when I was a young girl I certainly cried a lot for a horse. Cried. Coaxed. Cajoled. I begged Santa for a…

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Promise in ‘Plan B’ by Mary L. Farr – Book Review

October 13, 2015
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Promise in ‘Plan B’ is the first inspirational book that inspired me to finish it. This is because Ms. Farr’s book is more personal than others and not at all pompous; I mean her horse…

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Unicorn Bites 9/9/14

September 11, 2014
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What was the point in making your car louder, bro? Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic? — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 9, 2014 Not…

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Sure, your Slash horse is cool but mine has three legs.

September 7, 2014
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Sure, your Slash horse is cool but mine has three legs.

Do you even dress your horse as Slash bro? Bill Y "The Legend" LeddenI can’t say I’m brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth! More Posts - Twitter

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Unicorn Bites 4/14/14

April 14, 2014
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1-year-old: *walks in with a handful of Pringles* Me: You can’t have those for breakfast. 1: *hands me one* Me: I didn’t see anything. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 14, 2014 Me: *walks in the…

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That horse in the desert with no name?

March 12, 2014
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That horse in the desert with no name?

It’s Earl. Jason EscapeI escape from things and I help people. I write about these things and other stuff. More Posts - Website - Twitter - Facebook

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How to turn a horse into a horsedog in one easy step.

February 24, 2014
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How to turn a horse into a horsedog in one easy step.

We’ll start by saying that this is not, not cruel but most fun things are. Step one: Show your son or daughter (in my case I’ll be using my imaginary son) a picture of a…

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Winter Fashion Secrets

January 15, 2014
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Some days it’s hard to resist commenting on Madam’s wintertime wardrobe. Not that a possum- lined, earflap hat doesn’t offer stylish protection against the elements. It does just that. Nonetheless, an earflap hat strikes me…

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Unicorn Bites 11/8/13

November 8, 2013
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Unicorn Bites 11/8/13

3-year-old: “What’s the opposite of a horse?” Me: “I have no idea.” 3: “A taco!” Kids are basically random word generators. — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) November 8, 2013 When Jennifer Aniston cuts her hair, it…

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A Horse’s Challenge

September 9, 2013
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Real author, horse extraordinaire, Noah Vail So, this was the reaction I got from Spruce when I told him that I was named Erma Bombeck Humor Writer of the month. I suppose that wasn’t necessarily…

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