Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please help me explain to my grandfather that “Nicki Minaj” is a pop singer and not a new euphemism for having quickie sex with three people.

Share this Post:

Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please give the highest praise to the brave Istanbul rescue workers that unknowingly saved a drowning blow-up sex doll from an untimely demise. The fact that it took them 5-hours of heavy CPR breathing […]

Share this Post:

Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please inform my redneck neighbor that Kung Pao chicken is not a Kung fu move and that calling someone a Dim Sum of a bitch is not cursing in Chinese, Amen.

Share this Post:

Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please help us refrain from strangling our cat. Just once we’d like to go into our master bathroom and not find her licking our toothbrushes. It’s not the licking that bothers us – it’s […]

Share this Post:

Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please remind our house guests not to schedule their return trip home on Fridays.  It inspires pleasant and heartwarming devotionals that give me headaches and diarrhea. Yeah, being nice sucks!  We miss you already […]

Share this Post:

Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please remind me why I shouldn’t strangle my older children for telling our five-year-old son  if he covers his grandpop’s corns with dirt while he’s napping they’ll grow popcorn trees and if he puts his grandma’s dentures in backward it’ll cause her to eat her […]

Share this Post:

Olympic Medal Controversy Exposed or Covered Up?

At Wednesday’s Olympic Womens Water Polo match NBC aired an American player grabbing the “Olympic gear” of her Spanish opponent. The tussle resulted in a wardrobe malfunction exposing the Spanish player’s nipple. In my opinion, the humorous side to […]

Share this Post:

Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please, please remind me again why I shouldn’t burn in hell for laughing and allowing the police to handcuff and arrest the snarky woman who walked out of the store with the $1,400 Versace leather […]

Share this Post:

Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please help me explain to my dimwitted redneck neighbor that watching NASCAR with his eye’s crossed won’t double his favorite car and driver’s chance of winning . . . dumb ass, Amen.

Share this Post: