Our Friend Chive

If there’s one thing that really bothers me, it’s somebody that hacks into my computer when I can barely understand Cold Fusion Mark-up Language. Our friend Chive came over to babysit last night. The next […]

Share this Post:

Clean Living

I’m a strict disciplinarian when it comes to my imaginary son. If there’s anything that I’ve thought him, I’d like to be reminded because I can’t remember it. I know his imaginary mother is into […]

Share this Post:

Life

When deciding on decisions, you can do what is expected of you or you can use independent thought and decide what you want to do. This creates its own set of problems as independent thought […]

Share this Post:

How old are you?

She liked me for my intolerance of drummers and I liked her because she didn’t hate me as much as the rest did. When you meet someone who doesn’t totally detest you, you need to […]

Share this Post:

Disney v Internet Porn

Delaney was right to blame Disney for her high expectations of boys. Thanks to Disney, she expected boys to be the male equivalent of Justin Bieber when in reality, there is no male equivalent of […]

Share this Post:

As long as the pop stars don’t change, this world is going to be fine.

I’ve always been a dreamer. I’ve always dreamt of a day when it will be possible to go to a place where you can rent a book without paying for it and return the book […]

Share this Post:

Be right back.

We all remember what we were doing on the day that I announced to the world that I was starting the world’s first Bon Jovi Unfan Club. Such a happy time in the lives of […]

Share this Post:

The game that beats all other games, hands down.

If you’re like me and let’s hope for your sake that you’re like someone else instead, you play to win. Next to not losing, winning is second to first. For a game to REALLY make […]

Share this Post:

The worldly-wise words of advice of Sugartastic Daddy John

Sugartastic Daddy John is a wise, afro-haired individual who knows the answer to everything. Well, he doesn’t know why a duck’s quack doesn’t echo or how magnets work or why I was born without kneecaps […]

Share this Post:

Billy the Fridge shows just how cool he is

Of all the questions that constantly get asked, none is as massively overused as “Who’s your daddy?”. The most obvious answer to this most perplexing of questions is “my biological father” however more than 3 […]

Share this Post: