Our Friend Chive
If there’s one thing that really bothers me, it’s somebody that hacks into my computer when I can barely understand Cold Fusion Mark-up Language. Our friend Chive came over to babysit last night. The next […]
If there’s one thing that really bothers me, it’s somebody that hacks into my computer when I can barely understand Cold Fusion Mark-up Language. Our friend Chive came over to babysit last night. The next […]
I’m a strict disciplinarian when it comes to my imaginary son. If there’s anything that I’ve thought him, I’d like to be reminded because I can’t remember it. I know his imaginary mother is into […]
She liked me for my intolerance of drummers and I liked her because she didn’t hate me as much as the rest did. When you meet someone who doesn’t totally detest you, you need to […]
Delaney was right to blame Disney for her high expectations of boys. Thanks to Disney, she expected boys to be the male equivalent of Justin Bieber when in reality, there is no male equivalent of […]
I’ve always been a dreamer. I’ve always dreamt of a day when it will be possible to go to a place where you can rent a book without paying for it and return the book […]
We all remember what we were doing on the day that I announced to the world that I was starting the world’s first Bon Jovi Unfan Club. Such a happy time in the lives of […]
If you’re like me and let’s hope for your sake that you’re like someone else instead, you play to win. Next to not losing, winning is second to first. For a game to REALLY make […]
Sugartastic Daddy John is a wise, afro-haired individual who knows the answer to everything. Well, he doesn’t know why a duck’s quack doesn’t echo or how magnets work or why I was born without kneecaps […]
Of all the questions that constantly get asked, none is as massively overused as “Who’s your daddy?”. The most obvious answer to this most perplexing of questions is “my biological father” however more than 3 […]