The Place to Take a Humor Break
When I was supposed to be growing up, my best friend Jimmy “Treehouse” Carpenter had an amazing treehouse. Each day after school, we would go up in his treehouse and plot the downfall of the […]
It’s widely accepted by me and my whiskey that Humphrey Bogart is the only male role model that kids should look up to. Looking up to your dad is fine if you’re Stephen Humphrey Bogart […]
It’s good to be happy. The chemicals produced by happiness are far more potent that the stuff Sugartastic Daddy John can get his hands on, on the street or so the word on the street […]
Maybe I shouldn’t have done it? Maybe I was wrong? Having said that, I’ve never been wrong about anything before but there has to be a first time for everything I suppose? Wait a minute, […]
As far as stories go, this is one. They said I couldn’t mock something as severe as severe depression. They should have known, not to say something like that to me. I’m a big kid […]
I like reading stuff that people write. Sometimes when I don’t find what I’m looking for, I’ll write it myself. Thirsty Dave is extremely healthy for someone who bathes in a bath full of beer. Little is […]
When Thirsty Dave does something, he does it with an intensity not seen since that lost Doctor got off the island in the hit television series “Lost”. Lately he’s been eating toast and I’m not […]
Competition is good for the mind, body and ego. The need to be challenged is only narrowly beaten by the need to be loved and valued as a non-moron. The day I know my place […]
Unfunny Fred with the midas touch is the type of guy who gets under your skin and irritates like a skin disease. Unfunny Fred makes his living as a Comedian. I say Comedian, I mean […]
The first time I kissed Jill Y was the first time this world made any sense to me. I love that woman more than I love the music of Tom Waits. There are moments in life […]