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Wives, husbands, girlfriends and boyfriends of the well dressed dudes of the Bon Jovi Hate Club live longer and more successful lives than wives, husbands, girlfriends and boyfriends of the badly dressed dudes of the Bon Jovi Fan Club. This is fact and so is this…

December 1, 2017
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Bill Y "The Legend" LeddenI can’t say I’m brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth! More Posts - Twitter

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Researchers unlock the key to a happy marriage: Husbands, let your wives do the housework!

October 9, 2016
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Don’t believe me? Then maybe you’ll believe a study which concluded that marriages where the women do all the housework while the men retreat to the parlor to smoke cigars, read the newspaper and discuss…

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No flowers for my wife

June 3, 2016
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I don’t give my wife flowers. After only a few days they’re drooping, smelling and dead. I even hate the process of buying flowers. “What’d you do wrong?” guys ask, laughing. Ladies don’t say anything.…

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A World Without Labels

January 24, 2015
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A World Without Labels

Most of you know I am raising my beautiful and very intelligent, 13-year-old granddaughter named Samaya. She paid me to say the italicized so I could use her name in this article. Anyway, last week…

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Love is a terrible reason to get married

May 28, 2014
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Love is a terrible reason to get married

Recently my husband and I celebrated one whole year of marital bliss. Reaching this rather tiny benchmark made me contemplate the reasons people get married and what it takes to make a marriage work. And…

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Unicorn Bites 5/8/14

May 8, 2014
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Priest: Do you take her until death do you part? Me: Unless she poops with the door open Priest: Me Priest: Me: Priest: Well obviously — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 8, 2014 Me: You look…

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Unicorn Bites 5/2/14

May 2, 2014
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My wife’s disappointed sighs are so loud I can hear them through this text message. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 2, 2014 3-year-old daughter: Why do you sound like a boy? Me: Because I am…

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Unicorn Bites 5/1/14

May 1, 2014
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3-year-old: Why’d you shave your beard? Me: I’m a rugged, independent man who bucks trends & craves change. 3: Did Mom make you? Me: Yes. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 1, 2014 I’m not addicted…

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Unicorn Bites 4/27/14

April 27, 2014
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Wife: Your beard is ugly. Shave it off. Me:*shaves it off* Wife: Never mind. The problem is your face. I get it, single people. I get it. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 27, 2014 3-year-old:…

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Unicorn Bites 4/13/14

April 13, 2014
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Wife: You put cheese on every hamburger you grilled Me: Yup Wife: What about people who don’t like cheese? Me: They can go back to Russia — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 13, 2014 Me: *fucks…

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