I can’t believe none of them wanted to dress up as their favorite candy for Halloween.

No amount of dressing up can hide what Austin is.

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The Great Elmo In Conversation With The Great Ricky Gervais.

 

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When Your Ideal Is Not Real, Change Your Ideal.

Jeff had his health, his horn and his hilarious habit of burying Bon Jovi merchandise in muck. He was a Sumatran Rhino and one of fewer than 50 of an endangered species. He relentlessly strived […]

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I can’t figure out how Jill Y needs 17,000 pairs of shoes when she only has 12,233 feet. Meanwhile in China…

Some of us spend our life, full of desperation and Bon Jovi hatred while others find a cure for malaria.

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The road from imaginary to reality is paved with mass confusion but Aaron speaks our language.

The astute among you, know that Jill Y and I are the proud parents of two imaginary children. Neither of us are ready to get real but if we were, we would take Aaron as […]

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Dumbfoundedly Bedazzled

What I’m about to share with you might be as obvious as the unquenchable thirst of Thirsty Dave. Then again, it might not. If it might not, prepare to be dumbfoundedly bedazzled.

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Persistence; perseverance; pertinacious. Call it what you like but I got there in the end and that’s all that matters.

I asked Jill Y out 234,325 times before she became confused enough to say yes. Scurvy Jane is fond of telling the story of the 56,332nd time.  

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