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My Time in the Slammer – A True Story

August 7, 2017
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Yes I was once in jail:   The lock-up.  The slammer.  The tank.  The can. This is my tale.  I guess it is pretty typical:  Freudian Psychoanalyst father.  Over-educated mother who abusively corrected my grammar until…

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Hypocrisy, the Christian Way

September 7, 2015
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Mike Huckabee visited  anti-gay marriage crusader and four-times divorced Kentucky clerk Kim Davis in jail to lend her moral support. Davis did not comment on the visit, but prison guards had to wonder if the…

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Friday Humor Devotional

October 17, 2014
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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please explain to my selfie-snapping cell mate who was recently arrested during an early morning raid, no matter how many he takes, they’ll never allow him to replace his unflattering mugshot, Amen. Deb…

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Our Land’s Welfare Leeches

October 13, 2014
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Our Land’s Welfare Leeches

The welfare system continues to spiral out of control. Millions and millions dollars of our tax dollars flow into the lazy mouths of these lazy bums who do little but sleep, eat, and make more…

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Worlds Dumbest Criminal Resume & Cover Letter

September 15, 2014
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Finding work when you’re a petty criminal can be difficult! That’s why you need help from Dumbass Resume Writers. We help you by taking all your special talents and experience and writing a personalized cover…

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Unicorn Bites 3/29/14

March 29, 2014
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Clerk: How many balloons do you need? Me: Enough to lift my house. Clerk: Pixar movies aren’t real life. Me: SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH! — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 29, 2014 I have 2 little…

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Facebook: Where Criminals Go to Show Off Their Work But not Their Brains

October 3, 2012
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A group of teens in South Carolina, broke into a house, drank beer and vomited on the floor while the owner was away on vacation.  Being the responsible kids they were, they returned to the…

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A Tale of Two Weddings

September 7, 2011
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A Tale of Two Weddings

A newlywed couple in central Pennsylvania was arrested for shoplifting more than $1,000 worth of “finger food” from a Wegman’s Supermarket. Apparently, the food was for their wedding reception.  Hell, I am not judging these…

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Send Me To Jail

July 17, 2011
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Send Me To Jail

As most people who know me know, my financial situation is, as it always has been, dismal. They also know that the struggle to keep my head above water raising four children alone has left…

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