Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/11/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Republican effort to “Defund the FBI,” doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release […]
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Republican effort to “Defund the FBI,” doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release […]
A dastardly plot to undermine the success of the latest James Bond movie starring Daniel Craig has been discovered. Craig, being blond and one of the few actual Britishers to play the super agent, has […]
Doctor Who fans are aghast, or deliriously happy, that the show’s main character is having a sex change. Non-Doctor Who fans are saying the same thing they always say when they hear details about the […]
Silliman on Sports KOVALESKI… FRED KOVALESKI He’s sprier than you and he’s spy-er than you. Eighty nine year old Fred Kovaleski can play tennis better than you, most of you, anyway. He’s the best 85-and-older […]
American Breakfast CHEERIOS Every budding chef, whether five years old or fifty, must start somewhere. Why not with this confidence builder? INGREDIENTS 1 bowlful CheeriosTM 1 bowlful milk, 1 pint maybe? Pour a bowlful of […]
That’s right, our favorite Russian tennis hottie is changing her name to promote her new Bond movie from Sharapova to Sugarpova. We still think pairing her up with 5’8″ Daniel Craig will be a hoot […]
Actress Lana Wood played more than her fair share of sultry bad girls on the big screen, but in real life, she’s someone you’d like to take to lunch. Find out more about Diamonds Are […]
I’m used to being as confused as vodka that refuses to freeze but James Bond isn’t. James Bond has seen it all. He’s as cool as a fish that lived in a river for most […]
Have you ever found yourself daydreaming about something WAY out of any possibility for you, unless you win the Powerball lottery, inherit a fortune or suddenly develop more skills than any known human ever possessed? […]