I wouldn’t say I’m superficial, just averagely ficial. Jarod KintzFrom the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get…
I often fantasize about torturing some of the lazier letters of the alphabet, like C, U, and E, because together they only manage to accomplish as much as the solitary letter Q. Jarod KintzFrom the…
I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don’t want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That’s why I’m constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning. Jarod KintzFrom the…
I want to grow a flower for every time someone tells me “Fuck you.” Then I’ll go back to that person and pin the flower on their lapel in a gesture of friendship. And while…
My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechaun. Jarod KintzFrom the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us…
If our destiny stems from our name, then I weep for the flower named Wilt. Jarod KintzFrom the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but…
When a girl says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask if that includes dental insurance. Jarod KintzFrom the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we…
If loving someone is putting them in a strait jacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people. Jarod KintzFrom the ages of 8-18, me and my…
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