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Jelly’s “Dear John” Letter to Peanut Butter

October 9, 2017
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Dear Peanut Butter – It feels like we have been together forever. We’ve fed so many generations of children. But I feel that it is time we part ways. I’m afraid you’ve just become too…

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Unicorn Bites 4/4/14

April 4, 2014
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Unicorn Bites 4/4/14

Door-to-door Christian guy: Have you been saved by Jesus? Me: Can he save me from this conversation? Him: *leaves* Me: Praise the Lord! — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 4, 2014 Miley Cyrus is an inspiration…

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Creative Combinations

July 6, 2013
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Creative Combinations

Sometimes it just makes sense to me to combine some of the most obvious things. Whoever came up with peanut butter and chocolate, for instance, was a genius. (Reese’s?) And then we have peanut butter…

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Jelly Ass

Sam’s Club has a new product on the shelf. I didn’t buy any because I already have a bulk supply.

Ginger Truitt Claremohr

Ginger Claremohr’s award-winning column appears weekly in newspapers across the Midwest. She has also been published in Chicken Soup for the Soul, Bedpan Banter, church newsletters, her high school newspaper, and most notably, the Barry Manilow fan club magazine.

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