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What We Talk About When We Talk About Jobs

July 11, 2017
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What We Talk About When We Talk About Jobs

What many job seekers don’t know is that they have a right to size up potential employers. Of course, it is important to know about qualifications, expectations, benefits, overtime, opportunity to work from home, opportunity…

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SPARKS BRIEF: President Pushes Workplace Woes

February 24, 2017
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Washington, DC – The Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) just issued a report showing a sharp decline in work force productivity since January 20, 2017. Employers across the country are voicing a strong concern over…

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Second Chances: Twelve Well Paying Jobs No One Wants

October 14, 2015
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According to the National Employment Law Project (NELP) one in four Americans has a criminal record. Think of your four closest friends. At least one of them is probably some kind of criminal, unless you…

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Worlds Dumbest Criminal Resume & Cover Letter

September 15, 2014
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Finding work when you’re a petty criminal can be difficult! That’s why you need help from Dumbass Resume Writers. We help you by taking all your special talents and experience and writing a personalized cover…

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Get Motivated!

October 15, 2013
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Say you work for a big company where everyone’s working 1.75 jobs. The mood is downbeat, so the company needs some way to rekindle the fire in the employee-belly. They could hire more people. But…

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Unicorn Bites 9/28/13

September 28, 2013
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Disney movies should have alternate endings that only play the 99th time a kid watches them. “Dad why did Cinderella get eaten by a raptor?” — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) September 28, 2013 A guy said…

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Unicorn Bites 9/21/13

September 21, 2013
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Marriage: because it’s too much work to ruin your life all by yourself — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) September 21, 2013 I never run from my problems. I drive away from them because fuck exercise. —…

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U.S. Department of Labor: 99% of Jobs Have No Meaning

September 16, 2013
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U.S. Department of Labor: 99% of Jobs Have No Meaning

Despite the fact that most college graduates cite the desire to find meaningful work that can make a difference in the world, bleak figures released today from the United States Department of Labor reveal that,…

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Unicorn Bites 9/9/13

September 9, 2013
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Unicorn Bites 9/9/13

In my 3-year-old’s dollhouse, a naked woman, a naked boy, and a tiger are all in the same bed. I assume alcohol was involved. — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) September 9, 2013 My wife:“Put the tiara…

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Unicorn Bites 9/5/13

September 5, 2013
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My wife: “Let’s get drunk and screw.” Me: “OK.” *gets out beer* *gets out screws* *builds deck* — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) September 5, 2013 Don’t mess with me. I have a black belt. I bought…

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