The Place to Take a Humor Break
What’s the single most grating sound your eardrums will ever encounter? The shriek of fingernails grinding over a chalkboard? Sarah Palin talking? Nope, it’s the shriek of a kid practicing on a wood-wind instrument. In […]
http://youtu.be/WNf3wLjBk9E Video Games Lyrics by Mama Del Roy Music by Lana Del Rey You haven’t seen our backyard Don’t make me stop this car Callin’ out my name “Mom get me a root beer, […]
Dad is sitting behind his desk in his law office in downtown Hartford, Connecticut. Across from him sits a young guy. He’s probably nineteen or twenty years old. He and his brother recently got arrested […]
If murder deserves a punishment, then not committing it deserves a reward. I should get a parade for all the stupid people I spared today. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 17, 2014 Nothing says “denial” […]
I saw a sign on Pinterest that read “There are two types of people: 1) Morning people and 2) Those who shoot morning people.” As funny as this might be, I think there needs to […]
http://gty.im/98539397 The public elementary school close to our house wasn’t good enough for the Minicozzi kids, according to our Grandma McNeely. They didn’t teach the Catholic religion there. So off to Catholic school we went.
I park the Driver Ed car behind the Community Center and go to find my student. When I enter the main room where we usually meet, he’s not there. So I go out front and […]
People who should know better refer to my generation as “Aging Baby Boomers.” Those who apply the term “aging” to us deserve to be strangled with a string of love beads with reefers stuck up […]
I was not a remarkable kid. Most of the other Fifth Grade girls were prettier than I was. I was an ugly duckling who didn’t turn into a swan (or at least a pigeon) until […]
Dear Lord, let it be known to my children, if they make me a macaroni necklace, handmade card or call and sing, Happy Mother’s Day to the tune of Happy Birthday . . . I […]