Unicorn Bites 5/5/14
The fastest things in the universe: 1) sound 2) light 3) regret immediately after I made any decision — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 5, 2014 I never put my money where my mouth is because […]
Tag: lawyers
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please thank my law office co-worker for catching an auto correction typo in my closing argument or I would have read the following statement, “Your Honor as my client’s counsel I would like […]
The Juror Was (Spaced) Out
There are people who never get called for jury duty, and there are those who are called as often as the law will allow. I am one of the latter. The last time I was […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for confusing our new snobby Manhattan neighbors. When I told them I was excited about Shark Week, her response was and I quote, “I find that very hard to believe […]
Parents Cry Foul as Little Leaguer Gets Sued
Just when you think lawyers and people can’t get more ridiculous, here comes a story about Elizabeth Lloyd of New Jersey. Why is this woman ridiculous? It seems the woman was picnicking near an enclosed […]
One Angry Man – My Attempt to Ditch Jury Duty
After almost 20 years of dodging my civic duty, they finally found me. I’ve been summoned for jury duty during the second week of January, here in the Los Angeles County Superior Court. On the […]
Second Job Opportunities in a Struggling Economy?
Last Tuesday evening my midget friend (Roger) and I went down to that new bar that just opened on Oak Street, named the “Liver–B-Gone”. The pub used to be called “The Evil People” until the […]