Public Service Announcement – Online DMV Tests
Plate tectonics My friend wanted to take the online DMV test. Her friend said it would be easier than driving to the DMV and taking the written driving test. So she plugged away on her […]
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What I Did Today
My time on Mars was necessarily brief 1) Woke up. The streak continues. Go me! 2) Showered, Cleanliness is next to godliness. 3) Renewed CD. 4) Briefly contemplated the infinite. 5) Went to monthly massage […]
Highlighting HOPress-Shorehouse/Corner Office Books for Summer Reading
As the summer approaches, we will be highlighting our HOPress-Shorehouse Books and some books from author friends. Today’s theme is laughter. Grab any of these books on Amazon and you will laugh. Available in paperback […]
Why Is That Librarian Hopping on One Foot?
“When you are a small-town librarian, you say ‘yes’ to everything.” Librarian of Weare, New Hampshire, population 8,915, quoted in The Atlantic It’s a quiet life, being a librarian in a small town in New […]
Library Patrons! Please Obey the Distance Police.
The library where I work is closed and we’re all working from home. But our bosses already discussing what will happen when we reopen. How will we get our patrons to stay the recommended 6 […]
Are You Tough Enough to Work in a Library?
Do you have what it takes for library work? Let’s see if you can read this list of things found in library books or book drops without gasping, flinching, or hollering, “Holy Shit!” (I couldn’t. […]
WELCOME TO YOUR LOCAL PUBLIC LIBRARY – PLEASE TAKE YOUR DILDOS WITH YOU WHEN YOU LEAVE!
A librarian pal recently posted the following question on a Facebook group for librarians: “If there were a sign that prohibited the craziest, oddest or grossest thing that has happened at your library, what would […]
From Bacon To Meth: The World’s Weirdest Bookmarks
When you work in a library, you soon learn that patrons can make use of some rather unlikely things to mark their places as they read, which they’ll often forget to remove when the books […]