I wouldn’t be a big fan of listening or learning or the separation of church and state, preferring instead to bow down to the undeniable power of magnets. To the causal observer, magnets are just…
Jill Y and I are constantly told that Little Dill Y is no angel but we constantly ignore it because of his insistence that we call him ‘Little Angelic Dill Y’. He has a certain…
We don’t have time for television so we gave the TV to a charity shop. My time is pretty much taken up with Bon Jovi hating, trying to figure out how magnets work and reading…
Being mediocre is not something that just happens. It’s something you strive for and with a lack of application, determination and ambition, is very much attainable. I wasn’t taught the facts of life at a…
You learn from your mistakes and that’s why we always encourage Little Dill Y to talk to strangers. That way, he can tell strangers, their mistakes and they can learn from them. Everything was as…
Little Dill Y is an analytical 7-year-old with all the smarts of a 15-year-old who has 8 years to go, until he reaches his 15th birthday. He knew that Uncle Thirsty Dave was unhappy because…
Little Dill Y asked me for $30 billion. I told him, that was more than I make in a year and asked him why he wanted so much money. He told me that today was…
If there’s one thing we want to instill in Little Dill Y, it’s a sense of Bon Jovi hatred, a sense of despair and a sense of where Nicaragua is, on a map of Nicaragua.…
When it comes to doing the right thing, I’m more than incapable. When history judges how brilliant I have been, I doubt if I’ll attain the level of one of Paris Hilton’s dogs. It’s not…
The digital age is truly among us and technology is enhancing our lives for the better. Little Dill Y is spending more and more time on the tubes so it’s important that we know what…
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