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If you don’t like gay marriage, blame straight people. They’re the one’s who keep having gay babies.

May 11, 2013
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If you don’t like gay marriage, blame straight people. They’re the one’s who keep having gay babies.

The last time I enjoyed myself was at the “1987 Brussels Convention Abolishing the Legalization of Documents between the member states of the European Communities”.  I ripped up as many documents as I could lay…

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DNA of Your Relatives Are Only A Swab of Spit Away

May 6, 2013
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DNA of Your Relatives Are Only A Swab of Spit Away

I know my roots. I am second generation American. My grandparents were among the hoards of immigrants who came to the US in the early 1900s from Europe. They settled in Little Italy New York…

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Why Bigamists Should Never Post Facebook Photos

April 17, 2013
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Why Bigamists Should Never Post Facebook Photos

You would think that being a bigamist would require one to  maintain a life cloaked in secrecy so that the whole bigamy thing goes unnoticed by the world or at least by the spouses who…

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Pat Robertson Blasts Gays For Rampant Extramarital Sex

April 3, 2013
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Pat Robertson Blasts Gays For Rampant Extramarital Sex

On The 700 Club yesterday, television evangelist Pat Robertson blasted homosexuals, complaining that they engage in rampant premarital and extramarital sexual acts. He pointed to some damning statistics gathered by his research department that clearly…

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The Dude Don’t Feather Dust

April 2, 2013
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A Georgia politician recently took considerable flack for claiming that gay marriage will lead to massive fraud. This woman believes that heterosexual friends will get “married” so one friend can access the benefits offered by…

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Say Yes to the Dead Bird Dress?

March 8, 2013
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Say Yes to the Dead Bird Dress?

So, you are getting married?  Now that you have that ring on your finger, what is next? Well, if you are like most brides, you want to get THE dress.  Dresses are as varied as…

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Celebrity Wife Swap

February 15, 2013
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ABC is launching a new reality series entitled Celebrity Wife Swap. This is “new”? I thought this is what Hollywood has been doing for years. Donna CavanaghDonna Cavanagh, the Founder of HumorOutcasts.com and the newly launched…

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One Flew Out of the Cuckoo’s Nest

February 1, 2013
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A woman is accused of trying to poison her husband in a very creative way.  Apparently, this was going to be a murder-suicide thing as the woman “stuffed” (I don’t know the correct term for…

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The First Argument – Adam & Eve

January 30, 2013
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I don’t know why I’m a perfectionist.  Possibly because I’m the first-born? Maybe because I’m a woman? It could even be a DNA type thing—that obviously didn’t mutate to my teenage crumbsnatchers.  Whatever the reason, somewhere inside…

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70-year-old Marries 15-year-old

January 8, 2013
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A 70-year-old Saudi Arabian man married a 15-year-old girl.  When the misogynist was asked why he took such a young bride he said, “Well, someone had to beat out Hefner.” Donna CavanaghDonna Cavanagh, the Founder…

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