Fall Of the Conservative Lawn Mower
With the purchase of a brand new lawn mower, only the third new one I ever bought, I said goodbye to my conservative lawn mower. So named because it stopped working whenever it tilted to […]
With the purchase of a brand new lawn mower, only the third new one I ever bought, I said goodbye to my conservative lawn mower. So named because it stopped working whenever it tilted to […]
While I was mowing the lawn a few years ago, oil started spurting out all over (from the mower, not me). Investigation revealed the oil did not come from an opening oil should come out […]
I experienced something very odd the other day: I tried to get the lawn mower started, and I did. First time. It took all of twenty minutes to fill the gas and oil, check the […]
So … kind of a sucky week. Actually, all of July kind of sucked, and the first few days of August just went along with it. Come to think of it, 2017 as a whole […]
Wife: Your beard is ugly. Shave it off. Me:*shaves it off* Wife: Never mind. The problem is your face. I get it, single people. I get it. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 27, 2014 3-year-old: […]