What I Did Today
My time on Mars was necessarily brief 1) Woke up. The streak continues. Go me! 2) Showered, Cleanliness is next to godliness. 3) Renewed CD. 4) Briefly contemplated the infinite. 5) Went to monthly massage […]
My time on Mars was necessarily brief 1) Woke up. The streak continues. Go me! 2) Showered, Cleanliness is next to godliness. 3) Renewed CD. 4) Briefly contemplated the infinite. 5) Went to monthly massage […]
And you’d only be 285-days old if you lived in Uranus – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and is […]
I’m pretty darn sure that if I didn’t have some hobby I’d be out in the streets fomenting revolution. Past periods of prolonged idleness for me goes a long ways towards explaining the crises of […]
All of us, every last one of us, all over the world, have had a sock disappear while doing laundry. Where did it go? And how? This event frustrates and baffles us. And until now […]
That’s right. I mean business. Early this morning, I turned my Miniturizo Ray(tm) on Jupiter. The planet is now only four inches across, easy peasy for my PlanetoPull Ray(tm). So, the entire planet Jupiter is […]
NASA NASA says they’re going to look moreFor things they’ve never found.How do they know what to look forIf they’ve never found them? When Pooh looked for heffalumpsHe never found the missing grumps.But when Columbus […]
Turkish Soup EZOGELIN INGREDIENTS – SOUP ¼ cup bulgur wheat1⅓ cups red lentils2½ tablespoons rice2 garlic cloves1 large onion1 tomato2 tablespoons butter (2 more tablespoons later)2 tablespoons olive or vegetable oil2½ teaspoons flour2 tablespoons tomato […]
Mexican Entree STUFFED BELL PEPPERS INGREDIENTS 4 bell peppers¼ cup fresh cilantro (1 tablespoon more later)1 16-ounce can refried beans¼ cup cooked rice¼ cup sour cream½ tablespoon cumin1 tablespoon lime juice½ teaspoon pepper⅔ cup Mexican […]
Dear Reader, Quite a few! Uranus is incredibly huge. So we’ll need to use a lot of large numbers to find the answer. Fortunately NASA, took a lot of accurate photos of Uranus. Hey, did […]
The building blocks of the Universe aren’t hydrogen, nitrogen, iron, and other elements. No. Eggs make up the most important part of all the galaxies. In fact, culinary astrophysicists believe the Universe came from one […]