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SPARKS BRIEF: Nation Shocked at Latest Revelation

January 11, 2018
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Billions of people around the globe were stunned at top secret information revealed in a tweet – “Trump is a stable genius!” The news has shaken the globe like nothing since Al Capone’s vault was…

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SPARKS BRIEF: Dressing for Disaster

October 20, 2017
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Washington, DC – First Lady, Melania Trump, has just announced, during an impromptu press conference from the East Wing, she is releasing a fashion line for victims of natural disasters. The Melania Mayhem collection is…

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SPARKS BRIEF: Trump Russian Tour Bombshell

May 23, 2017
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Washington, DC – Unidentified sources have leaked a transcript to CNN of Donald Trump having a conversation with the Russians during their visit to the White House on Wednesday May, 10. Apparently, Trump broke protocol…

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The Devil in New York

April 12, 2017
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The Devil in New York

According to an article in The Gothamist, a group of people plan to perform an exorcism of the AT&T Building in Tribeca, in the Borough of Manhattan, New York City. They believe that the NSA…

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SPARKS BRIEF: President Pushes Workplace Woes

February 24, 2017
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Washington, DC – The Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) just issued a report showing a sharp decline in work force productivity since January 20, 2017. Employers across the country are voicing a strong concern over…

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6 1/2 Minutes of hope

December 5, 2016
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Turn on the local news and you will hear terms like closures, drug deals, crashes, murders, and deepening crises. But in the midst of this doomsday broadcast you can cling to a lifeline of hope:…

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Humor Meets Horror – Mummy tired of being called ‘not scary,’ goes on really slow-moving rampage

October 7, 2016
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King Rut the mummy became angry last night when, during breakfast in the monster commissary at the Transyl-vein-ia Institute of Monsters, his fellow creatures of the night began ridiculing him for being slow and not very scary at all, which then led to…

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Top Ten Reasons Water On Mars Won’t Change Your Life: I Need More Than a Drink

September 29, 2015
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So NASA says they have discovered running water on mars. It’s great news if you’re planning a vacation there, although the first planned manned mission is in 2030. By then I will be a bit…

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Harrison Ford lucky to crash on golf course!

March 7, 2015
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Harrison Ford crash-landed his vintage airplane on a golf course just short of the Santa Monica Municipal Airport yesterday after experiencing engine failure. Reports state that “a couple of doctors” were near-by and cared for…

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Limbaugh: Offensive Comment Unfairly Taken Out of Context From Much Longer Offensive Commentary

April 14, 2014
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Limbaugh: Offensive Comment Unfairly Taken Out of Context From Much Longer Offensive Commentary

Rush Limbaugh is blasting critics in the liberal media today, after several news outlets reported on a comment he made during yesterday’s show that they deemed horribly offensive. Limbaugh spent nearly 15 minutes this afternoon…

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