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Open Mouth; Insert Cowboy Hat

October 27, 2017
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HumorOutcasts presents ‘Outlanderish,’ totally arbitrary and unscientific picks of the best of @Paul_Lander tweets…   Paul LanderPaul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Nobel Peace Prize or sending Sudanese…

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Breaking: NFL player Antonio Cromartie’s wife pregnant with his 14th child

May 18, 2017
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Breaking: NFL player Antonio Cromartie’s wife pregnant with his 14th child Instead of Nike, he has a shoe deal with Florsheim Paul LanderPaul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the…

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Jerry Jones To Enter Own Name In Dallas Cowboys Ring of Honor

January 23, 2015
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Jerry Jones To Enter Own Name In Dallas Cowboys Ring of Honor

Jerry Jones announced recently that he will soon be entering his own name in the Dallas Cowboys Ring of Honor around the team’s home field inside AT&T Stadium. This will place his name among those…

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Unicorn Bites #527

October 20, 2014
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2-year-old:*wakes me up* What’s that sound? Me: What sound? 2: A taco Me: 2 Me:*grabs baseball bat* There’s a fucking taco in my house — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 12, 2014 [at church] 4-year-old: This…

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Oh Where, Oh Where can Kim Jong-un Be?Oh Where, Oh Where Can He Be?

October 11, 2014
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Rumor has it that Kim Jong-un  is missing. Apparently, the North Korean dictator has not been seen in over a month.  Goverment sources have three theories on this deepening international mystery. 1. He is in…

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Washington Can No Longer Be Redskins; Here’s A Few Suggestions

June 20, 2014
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Much to Washingtonians’ chagrin, The United States Trademark and Patent Office has cancelled the Redskin’s trademark for the football team.  It cites the name as disparaging to Native Americans. I don’t have a feeling about…

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Australian Meat Pie and Curly Howard

March 7, 2014
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Australian Meat Pie and Curly Howard

Australian Entree MEAT PIE INGREDIENTS – FILLING 2 pounds chuck or round steak 2 onions 2 tablespoons olive oil ½ teaspoon nutmeg ½ teaspoon pepper 1/4 teaspoon salt (1/4 teaspoon more later) 1/4 teaspoon thyme…

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What We Learned from the Super Bowl XLVIII

February 3, 2014
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Each year, the Super Bowl offers us so many lessons, and this year is no different. Allow me to present to you the lessons of Super Bowl  XLVIII 1 .No matter how he tried, Peyton…

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GAME DAY RITUAL Packers vs Bears NSFW

December 28, 2013
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What’s your superstition?  For Matt and Katherine, it’s a lucky bobblehead.  For Raymond and Amanda it’s… well…. let’s just say they didn’t think it through before inviting guests over.  Click  to watch this hilarious short…

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Put Me Out Coach

November 22, 2013
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Put Me Out Coach

John HartnettNot much to tell about me, really. When I was born, my parents placed me in a small wooden boat and pushed me out into the center of the Pulaski Skyway where I was…

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