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Canadian Appetizer NEWFOUNDLAND PORK BUNS INGREDIENTS ½ pound salt pork ¼ cup shortening or butter 3 cups flour (2 tablespoons more later) 2 tablespoons baking powder ¼ cup sugar 1 cup water SPECIAL UTENSIL cookie […]
American Entree BRINED TURKEY BREAST INGREDIENTS -BRINE 1 gallon ice-cold water 2 bay leaves 2 garlic cloves 1 teaspoon peppercorns 1 teaspoon allspice ½ teaspoon mustard 1 teaspoon rosemary 1½ cups coarse salt ½ cup […]
Wife: You put cheese on every hamburger you grilled Me: Yup Wife: What about people who don’t like cheese? Me: They can go back to Russia — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 13, 2014 Me: *fucks […]