Posts Tagged ‘ Paul De Lancey ’

Homemade Butter and Parcheesi(tm) Prisons

November 19, 2017
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American Appetizer HOMEMADE BUTTER INGREDIENTS 3 cups heavy whipping cream ½ cup ice water ¼ teaspoon salt (optional, to taste) SPECIAL UTENSILS food processor (best), immersion blender or electric whisk fine-mesh colander or colander with…

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SPAM Fried Rice, Che Chevarra, and Benadryl Cumberbund

October 8, 2017
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Guamanian Entree SPAM(TM) FRIED RICE INGREDIENTS 1 cup rice 2 garlic cloves 1 small onion 1 12-ounce can SPAM 2 tablespoons oil 3 eggs ¼ cup soy sauce Serves 4. Takes 35 minutes. PREPARATION Cook…

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When Fried Fish Cakes Were Birthday Cakes

September 30, 2017
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Burmese Entree FRIED FISH CAKES INGREDIENTS 1 pound filleted flounder, cod, or other whitefish 2 garlic cloves 1 teaspoon ginger ¼ teaspoon red chile flakes ½ teaspoon salt ½ teaspoon turmeric 1 teaspoon fish sauce…

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Hatch Chile Onion Pie and the Birth of Cooking

September 28, 2017
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American Entree HATCH CHILE ONION PIE INGREDIENTS 3 medium onions 4 tablespoons butter 2 large eggs 2 tablespoons flour ¼ cup milk 1 cup sour cream 4 Hatch chiles or 1 can Hatch chiles ¼…

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Pork Buns and Man Buns

September 24, 2017
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Canadian Appetizer NEWFOUNDLAND PORK BUNS INGREDIENTS ½ pound salt pork ¼ cup shortening or butter 3 cups flour (2 tablespoons more later) 2 tablespoons baking powder ¼ cup sugar 1 cup water SPECIAL UTENSIL cookie…

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Bananas With Split Peas and the Great Beyond

September 22, 2017
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Rwandan Entree BANANAS WITH SPLIT PEAS INGREDIENTS 1¾ cups dried split peas 4 cups water or enough to cover split peas 4 ripe bananas¼ teaspoon cayenne pepper or black pepper ½ teaspoon salt 2 tablespoons…

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Chicken Chipotle and Conga Lines

September 19, 2017
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Mexican Entree CHICKEN CHIPOTLE   INGREDIENTS 1 medium onion 3 tablespoons vegetable oil 6 chicken breasts 1 cup crema Mexicana 1 tablespoon chipotle powder ¼ teaspoon pepper ½ teaspoon salt ⅓ cup chicken stock 1…

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Paul’s K-IT-CHEN

September 16, 2017
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Gentle Readers, Today’s blog is short and sweet. Chef Paul De Lancey Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and is available in paperback or Kindle on amazon.com Paul De LanceyPaul De…

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Phosphates and George Washington

September 14, 2017
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American Dessert PHOSPHATE INGREDIENTS ½ teaspoon acid phosphate* 2½ tablespoons syrup (your choice, cherry was the most popular) 1¼ cups carbonated water ice cubes as desired Makes 1 glass. Takes 5 minutes. * = You…

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Descruffifying a Runway Model – Day Two

September 10, 2017
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Gentle readers, Horrors. My magnificent scruff is slowing disappearing. The natives have spoken against. Millions of adoring fan are in shock. My modeling agency loved the scruffy look. They pleaded with me. They threatened to…

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