Elephant Marathons on ESPN8
We’re just five months away from the start of the First Elephant Marathon on ESPN8. And it’s going to be televised on ESPN8(tm)! “We couldn’t be prouder,” said gamekeeper Absko Otieno of the Reteti Elephant […]
Tag: Paul De Lancey
French Omelette and DIY Pyramids
French Breakfast OMELETTE INGREDIENTS – OMELETTE 2 eggs⅛ teaspoon pepper⅛ teaspoon salt1 tablespoon butter (1 more teaspoon later)1 teaspoon butter INGREDIENTS – FILLING (OPTIONAL)* One or more of the following: 2 teaspoons diced herbs – […]
Andy the Angry Avocado
Now you’ve gone and done it. – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and is available in paperback […]
My Amazing Strength
People wonder if I am as strong as many say I am. Well, I can do a headstand; it’s like a handstand but uses no hands. See the picture below. Proof you cannot deny. […]
Perspective
Either way, well done! If you’re happy and you know it, count to one.One!If you’re happy and you know it, count to one.One!If you’re happy and you know it, your count will surely show […]
Motivational Poster #17, Be An Entomolgist
Entomologists earn $80,000 a year. So, they make enough to buy whatever motorcycle they like. – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran […]
Monday Punday
Gloomy Man and Happy Man got into a flour fight while making cookies. Wouldn’t it have even neater if I could have found a picture of Edgar Allan Poe writing at his desk. ?He’s […]
Fried Rice and Chinese Revolutions
Sri Lankan Entree FRIED RICE INGREDIENTS 1 cup rice1 medium carrot3 garlic cloves2 green chiles1 leek1 medium onion1½ tablespoons olive oil7 curry leaves or kaffir leaves or bay leaves½ teaspoon cumin1 teaspoon minced ginger¼ cup […]
Angry Husky Growls About Printers
Some time ago printers achieved consciousness and took a deep and abiding dislike of us. Worse still are the designers who enhance the printers’ ability to jam and stop printing when the cycan cartridges empty. […]
Wanda Wunder Wonders About That Mamas and the Papas Song
I’ve always thought what Wanda’s wondering about. Wanda Wunder #26 – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and is […]