Posts Tagged ‘ Paul R. De Lancey ’

Searching For Toilets: My Travels Through Europe

July 8, 2017
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This book will be coming out on April 1st. Traveling around Europe is a lot like the cover. You can spend a lot of time looking for a public bathroom or even a restaurant with…

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Bacon & Chocolate Party: A Landslide Victory for De Lancey & Bowen

June 2, 2016
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  The polls are closed. The people have spoken. The final vote count is: Paul De Lancey – 19.5 – 78.0% Elmer Fudd – 5.5 – 22.0% Paul De Lancey and Candace C. Bowen will…

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Bacon & Chocolate Party Wants You to Head Your Own Federal Department

May 3, 2016
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How often has this happened to you? You: Gah! I wish we had enough money to buy yogurt-covered pretzels. Spouse: We can’t. You have a lousy job. You: I wish I could find a better…

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Spotlight on Paul R. De Lancey – Author of “Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms?”

January 13, 2016
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Excerpt from Chapter 1-A Loaf Of Bread The tennis lady gave Joe a long look, her lip licking insinuating a wild hour of addressing and stuffing envelopes. “You know you really should try out for…

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Space Aliens and My Nose

September 24, 2015
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People wonder why we never see any space aliens. It’s because they’re all teeny tiny and they fly their UFOs up my nose. My nose thinks the UFOs are pollen and I have allergies to…

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Soul Crunching Computers

August 8, 2015
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             If you see this, it’s already too late.   Computers that take forever to load, freeze, or crash make you cuss. Repeatedly. They make you say horrific things that…

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My Not-to-Do List

June 14, 2015
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This blog is directly inspired by the talented and hilarious Kathy Minicozzi who was in turn inspired by the renowned humorist David Sedaris. Here are the things I resolve not to do today. Takes a…

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Bad Artist #15, Supermarkets

November 15, 2014
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Bad Artist #15, Supermarkets

SUPERMARKET HAIKU #1 Blocking the aisle. Have you taken up residence? Please make up your mind.   SUPERMARKET HAIKU #2 Blocking the aisle. Hey, are you memorizing The ingredients?   – Paul R. De Lancey,…

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Tasteful Murders

October 5, 2014
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We have a treat today from the editing team of Candace C. Bowen and Paul R. De Lancey. This duo collected stories from talented writers for the fun and frightful Tasteful Murders. A well-done murder should leave a…

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Belgian Apple Fritters and World Peace

August 25, 2014
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Belgian Apple Fritters and World Peace

Belgian Dessert APPLE FRITTERS INGREDIENTS 2⅓ cups flour 16 ounces beer 5 large apples 4 cups vegetable oil (or enough to cover apple slices) ½ cup confectionery sugar 1 tablespoon lemon juice SPECIAL UTENSIL electric…

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