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Unicorn Bites 6/12/14
4-year-old: I want to wear a skort! Me: A what? 4: It’s a skirt with shorts! Me: LEAVE. NOW. I don’t allow mad science in my house. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 12, 2014 Me: […]
Praying for an accident.
Jill Y and I had one of our hourly arguments. I said I was better than her and she begged to differ. The begging didn’t stop there either. She said she was a better person […]
A True Soda Jerk… I Mean Jagoff
This can happen anywhere you find a “free refills” soda fountain. We just happened to have this happen at an Arby’s and didn’t have the guts to click a pic of the person who we’re […]
Maybe you should not have asked me what I thought?
“Religion is the opium of the people” are famous words associated with Karl Marx. Jill Y asked me what I thought. I told her that I thought Bon Jovi were the worst band ever, that […]
The Blu-ray version of Star Wars adds a little too much detail.
I’m one of those mockers who prefers the sound of Tom Waits on vinyl to that of CD or download. There’s just a fuller, warmer sound from vinyl and the smell and feel of a […]