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One afternoon I found myself in a Buddhist temple in a southeast Portland neighborhood. I was sitting on the floor in a large room with my legs crossed and my hands on my knees. My […]
There is no bigger lie than the phrase, “Working like a dog.” Mojo naps on her plush doggie bed, snorting dreamy sighs before her evening walk. Collapsing on the couch, my husband and I […]
I have a way of finding things in unusual places. Take, for example, the time I found one of my socks on the kitchen floor, next to the door. It was just one gray and […]
1. Thou shalt acknowledge thy human as master, obey her in all things, and neither bite nor scratch thy master for as long as thou shalt live. 2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any […]
Any and all Christmas decorations may be turned into cat toys, at the discretion of the cat. WARNING: This includes Nativity figurines. The cat doesn’t know that knocking the Holy Family to the floor is […]
Dear Cat: 1. Cats cannot taste sweetness in food. Your taste buds are not built that way. Mine are. 2. Cats don’t like bananas. 3. Therefore, cats do not like banana bread, which is sweet […]
First, Kitty gets bored with whatever she is doing and decides to take a nap. Cats sleep about 16 hours a day, so this is not unusual. Next, Kitty jumps onto the bed, lies down, […]
What do you do when your sweet old mother wants a pet but you don’t think she can handle the responsibility anymore? You get her a moving stuffed bird called Perfect Polly. Yep, the battery-operated […]
Not to be outdone by YouTube, /Cats. Where They Do Not Belong, LOL Cats and everybody else, I give you my version of the Cute Kitty Picture. My cat Harmony was happy to stay in […]
Ever since the first humans learned to walk upright, housework has been relegated to women. While the men were out hunting, fighting the tribe from the other side of the hill, getting themselves killed and […]