This Does Not Compute
The irony in today’s subject is that it came to me while listening to streaming music through an app on my wi-fi connected smartphone, which was wirelessly transmitting the tunes to the Bluetooth speaker my […]
The irony in today’s subject is that it came to me while listening to streaming music through an app on my wi-fi connected smartphone, which was wirelessly transmitting the tunes to the Bluetooth speaker my […]
Macedonian Entree PASTRMAJLIJA (Macedonian Pizza) INGREDIENTS 1¼ pounds pork chops, center cut or lamb ½ tablespoon cayenne pepper ¼ teaspoon pepper 1½ cups flour (4 tablespoons more later) ½ teaspoon salt ½ teaspoon sugar ½ […]
The other night Patrick suggested we have pizza, and I wasn’t in the mood for it. I decided to go along with him, and once I smelled it cooking and the steamy pie was before […]
Armenian Entree LAHMAJOON (Armenian Pizza) INGREDIENTS 1 green bell pepper 1 garlic clove 1 medium onion 2 Roma tomatoes 1 pound ground lamb, beef, or combination 6 ounces tomato paste ¼ teaspoon cayenne ½ teaspoon […]
American Entree PAUL’S PIZZA INGREDIENTS – PIZZA CRUST 2⅔ cups all-purpose flour ⅓ cup beer ⅔ cup water 2⅔ tablespoons vegetable oil ¾ teaspoon sugar ¾ teaspoon salt 2½ teaspoons active dry yeast no-stick spray […]
Italian Entree BASIL PESTO PIZZA INGREDIENTS 2 cups fresh basil 4 garlic cloves 3 tablespoons ground walnuts ¾ cup olive oil ¾ cup grated Parmesan cheese ¼ teaspoon white pepper 1 tablespoon flour no-stick spray […]
Italian Entree BEER PIZZA INGREDIENTS 1 beer pizza crust (See above recipe.) 1 small onion 1 Roma tomato 1 teaspoon Italian seasoning ½ pound ground sausage ¼ cup beer (additional ¼ cup later) ½ cup […]
Nepali Entree NEPALI PIZZA (chatamari) INGREDIENTS 1 cup black lentils (matpe beans) 3 cups water 1 cup water (about, check for consistency of batter as you add.) ½ cup ghee or butter (1 additional cup […]
Regret* Said the mother penguin to her chick, “Bring your furry ass over here I need to regurgitate and make room for beer.” “No, mom, no I want a pizza A pizza eater I shall […]
Some time ago*, Joe Biden, the Vice President, of this august land sent me a post titled, “I’ve had it up to here.” I don’t know what I’ve could have done to upset him. […]