Posts Tagged ‘ plastic surgery ’

Get That Bear An Agent

September 10, 2014
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Okay, by now you have probably gathered that I am highly impressionable and easily swayed by what I see on TV, which is dangerous since I work as a sound mixer on commercials. I recently…

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Older Brothers Behaving Badly

March 15, 2014
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I was asked recently, “What story had the biggest impact on me when I was a child.” My response was: My older brothers made me read a story when I was in second or third grade,…

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Unicorn Bites 12/18/13

December 18, 2013
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Whenever I see a sign that says, “300 days without an accident,” I don’t feel safe. I just wonder what the hell happened 300 days ago. — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 18, 2013 Sorry, vegans,…

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Is Bruce Jenner Sad and How Can You Tell?

October 9, 2013
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Is Bruce Jenner Sad and How Can You Tell?

By now, you’ve all heard the tragic news: Bruce and Kris Jenner are splitting up. I bet you’re just as shocked as I am to hear this. Though in hindsight, I guess it shouldn’t come…

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Cosmetic Surgery For My Dog?

April 1, 2013
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Cosmetic Surgery For My Dog?

I’ve made light of people who get too much cosmetic surgery, so the idea of putting my own dog under the knife seemed completely out of the question.  But two years into owning Buddy, our…

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Indestructible

February 22, 2012
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I was watching the reality show about Joan and Melissa Rivers. In this episode, Melissa Rivers found out that her boyfriend of three years was seeking out new sexual partners on the internet. So, she…

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Are You Serious? Nipples Can Fall Off?

December 5, 2011
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Are You Serious? Nipples Can Fall Off?

Here is something that should make women quake with fear: Women who smoke before or after  breast lift surgery run the risk of their nipples turning black and falling off.  And before anyone asks –…

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Know Thy Plastic Surgeon

November 20, 2011
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In their desire to sport the now fashionable “developed derriere”, desperate women will try everything from padded panties to plastic surgery to achieve that more curvy look. However, some women in the fine state of…

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Old Friends and New Boobs

April 15, 2011
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Old Friends and New Boobs

I had this freckle.  Now, I am a fair-skinned person, so I have a ton of freckles, but this one was different. I would never have known it was different if a friend of mine…

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