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A HO HO HO HOLIDAY CARD TO YOU ALL!

December 21, 2017
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As always we allow our employees to write our holiday wishes! From Frankie, Theo and Molly (Please read as you would the poem ’twas the night before Christmas) ’Twas the week before Christmas And all…

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Golden Showers / Boy / In the End

January 12, 2017
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Once you got away with talking bullshit Once you got away with talking bull Bleat, little Trumpy, bleat and lie And I will mock you as you cry. Golden showers make you thrill, Smile when…

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My Way by Donald J. Trump

January 5, 2017
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And now, I’ve won the race, Thanks to my pal Vladimir Putin And though that’s a disgrace At least at State I don’t put Newt in. I’ve lied, and cheated too, to get my wealth…

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Ballade of the Climate Change Deniers

January 3, 2017
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We’re urged to work hard to provide a good world for posterity, But sharing more fairly is something we ought to discuss. And why is it us who’s responsible for their prosperity? The time may…

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Camelot: C’est Blanc!

December 22, 2016
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BANNON: Scamalot! Scamalot! From far alt.right I smelled you there. Scamalot! Scamalot! In great regard I held you there. If I had a soul I’d be a coprolite — But now it’s enough that I…

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A Song of Spring

May 8, 2015
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This tree is out to get you!

Spring is here, with fragrant flowers Wafting perfume here and there. Here I stand amid the bowers, Breathing the aromatic air. A tickle rises up my nose Stops and digs into my brain. I gasp…

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Horton Hears a Hoo-Ha

January 23, 2015
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There’s a Hoo-Ha in Whoville The thing is bright pink And its stink is much stinkier than the stink from a Gink Its color’s more vivid than you’d ever think And when folks down in…

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To a Piece of Fruit

December 23, 2012
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To a Piece of Fruit

(Sung to the tune of “My Darling Clementine”) Refrain Little round fruit, Little round fruit, Little fruit called Clementine You are sour To devour But you’re healthy, Clementine Verse 1 Saw the doctor And he…

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