Why During Christmas, You Never Forget Your Fire Department
Unfortunately, this is the true tale of the fire in my kitchen this past weekend. Please sing to the tune of 12 Days of Christmas. Don’t worry, I counted only to Five. I don’t want […]
Unfortunately, this is the true tale of the fire in my kitchen this past weekend. Please sing to the tune of 12 Days of Christmas. Don’t worry, I counted only to Five. I don’t want […]
With Thanksgiving behind us, there is a crispy clean feeling in the air. The kind of feeling that can only mean one thing: time to start capitalizing on other people’s feelings of lack of self […]
I have friends who walk anywhere that’s less than two miles from their house. If I could, I’d drive from my living room to my kitchen. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 22, 2013 […]
Florida: home of Disney, crocodiles and apparently some really, really stupid people. A Florida woman was arrested and charged with domestic battery after hurling PAM cooking spray and bottles of Olive Oil and other kitchen […]
At first I wasn’t a fan of CCTV cameras. I cheered when that guy in London dressed up in a monkey suit and walked back in forth in front of a camera on a public […]
Something horrible happened at the office where my wife works yesterday. A bananacide. She and a co-worker stumbled upon a banana that had been brutally murdered. The police arrested an apple that was seen […]
Police recently uncovered a plan by professional hit men to kill Justin Bieber at an upcoming awards show. They were not very alarmed, as reports of threats on Bieber’s life routinely come in at a […]
I am not sure if Emily Post ever discussed the correct etiquette for this situation but maybe the modern “Manners Gurus” can tackle it. A 44-year-old woman in Friendship, Maine is in jail because she […]
An NBC affiliate in Florida reported that a couple returned from vacation and discovered that not only had someone broken into their home but had eaten their food and slept in their bed. One eyewitness […]