If Trump Wrote the Poem on the Statue of Liberty
Tag: Poor
Unicorn Bites 5/5/14
The fastest things in the universe: 1) sound 2) light 3) regret immediately after I made any decision — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 5, 2014 I never put my money where my mouth is because […]
Monachousaphobia – Fear of Penguins (maybe)
Wikipedia explains what a nun is: A nun is a woman who has taken vows committing her to a spiritual life. She may be an ascetic who voluntarily chooses to leave mainstream society and live […]
If you have a few words that you’re not using, please throw them my way.
You’re on a train. You see a homeless man. He gives up his seat to an elderly woman. The elderly woman sits on the seat and gives the homeless man her groceries. It’s a nice […]
Local Boy Notices Lack of Christmas Visits For Non-Christians and Poor, Determines Santa Is Republican
After consulting with several other boys his age, local boy Christopher Jones has determined that although Santa brought him a nice haul of presents this Christmas, the big fat jolly man seems to be kind […]