Posts Tagged ‘ Poor ’

If Trump Wrote the Poem on the Statue of Liberty

August 3, 2017
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Give me your tired, your poor, Your super hot Eastern European models yearning to be trophy wives… Paul LanderPaul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Nobel Peace Prize or…

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Unicorn Bites 5/5/14

May 5, 2014
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The fastest things in the universe: 1) sound 2) light 3) regret immediately after I made any decision — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 5, 2014 I never put my money where my mouth is because…

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Monachousaphobia – Fear of Penguins (maybe)

Monachousaphobia – Fear of Penguins (maybe)

Wikipedia explains what a nun is: A nun is a woman who has taken vows committing her to a spiritual life. She may be an ascetic who voluntarily chooses to leave mainstream society and live…

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Suicide By Sink, It’s No Yolk

August 22, 2013
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Suicide By Sink, It’s No Yolk

I was making an omelet this morning and this egg decided it was not going to meet its demise in the frying pan. Apparently, it had no interest in becoming part of my most important…

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If you have a few words that you’re not using, please throw them my way.

February 25, 2013
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If you have a few words that you’re not using, please throw them my way.

You’re on a train. You see a homeless man. He gives up his seat to an elderly woman. The elderly woman sits on the seat and gives the homeless man her groceries. It’s a nice…

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Local Boy Notices Lack of Christmas Visits For Non-Christians and Poor, Determines Santa Is Republican

January 2, 2013
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After consulting with several other boys his age, local boy Christopher Jones has determined that although Santa brought him a nice haul of presents this Christmas, the big fat jolly man seems to be kind…

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