Tag: Rand Paul
Batshit Crazy Republicans
It’s stupid season again which means it’s time for our list of Batshit Crazy Republicans for 2016. Sarah Palin She’s not running this year, but Palin’s endorsement speech for Donald Trump broke new ground in the […]
Nice Things About All the Presidential Candidates
Candidate De Lancey I’m tired of relentless attacks on the candidates. In the spirit of reconciliation and togetherness, here are positive things to be said about all the candidates. Clinton: My father’s first name was […]
Americans Head to Mars as Presidential Race Ramps Up
A planned mission to the planet Mars is receiving floods of applications from Americans who want to sign up for a one-way trip to the Red Planet. “We expected the numbers to rise once the […]