This morning my girlfriend was so loud in bed that we woke up the neighbors. So I told them to roll over and go back to sleep. Jarod KintzFrom the ages of 8-18, me and…
I hate fake people. You know what I’m talking about. Mannequins. Jarod KintzFrom the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us…
I want to keep a human mouth on my coffee table. It’ll be a great conversation starter. Jarod KintzFrom the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just…
I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I’m too tired to be me. Jarod KintzFrom the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a…
I want a billion people to know my name as well as they know their own. I want to clone myself to fame. Jarod KintzFrom the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around…
I want to get the words “Courage” and “Bravery” tattooed across my back, so people could associate me with those things as they read them while they chase me. Jarod KintzFrom the ages of 8-18,…
If two heads are better than one, then what about double chins? On that note, I will help myself to seconds. Jarod KintzFrom the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot.…
Not only am I thinking about getting a nose job, but I’m also trying to get employment for the rest of my face. Jarod KintzFrom the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around…
I have always loved camping, ever since I was eight, and was forcibly stuffed in a trunk and dropped off in the middle of the forest. My dad was a complex man, but I believe…
In high school I barely made the rodeo team. But I wasn’t good enough to start, so I just rode the bench. Jarod KintzFrom the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a…
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